Ch. 15 - "Who will Take a Second Look at it, unless..."

I don't remember whose idea it was, but we ended up enrolling Eve into the Homecoming Queen contest. When Eve discovered she was on the nominees list, she was a bit upset.

"Homecoming Queen? Me? Why would I ever want to be a homecoming queen?"

"Eve, we thought you could see how beautiful you are, and how much people could like you if they got to know you." I answered her.

"Hah! Well… oh heck, I don't have a ready reply. But I'm going to get you guys for this. I truly am." and she started to walk from there. "You'll see."

Eve showed up to the homecoming queen nominees roundup wearing one of her best dresses. When her turn came she took the stage, and began her speech:

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I don't know how many of you know me, but my name is Eve Siegel. I urge you to vote for me for homecoming queen not for your sake, but for mine. I really need you to vote for me, because my entire future depends on it. Seriously."

"Take a look at my Resumé, for example. 'Experienced in computers and programming since 1994.' ; 'Experienced in Linux and UNIX technologies since 1998' ; '2000-2005 - Debian Packager', '2005-Present - Mandrake Packager', and more of this vain. Tell me, who will take a second look at this C.V. if it did not say, '2005 - Elected as a homecoming queen.'?"

"Now for what I'm going to do if I'm elected. I'm going to erect a gigantic statue of Tux the Penguin, this guy [picture showing on the screen], and also one for Beastie the BSD Daemon, [picture showing] for good measure. I'm going to fight against abusive behaviour toward nerds and geeks, for computer literacy, and… for world peace. What the heck."

"But all these philantropical causes are secondary to my egoistical motives of having to win this title for my own good. Thank you!"

She practically brought down the house with this speech. Even Taylor, and I could not resist a maniacal laughter. She ended up being one of the five finalists. As the elections were on, Eve started her own campaign sloganed "Don't vote for Eve!" and gave away pamphlets with nothing but raves about the other four contestants. This also increased her karma considerably.

She wore the same dress during the homecoming queen ceremony, as the pre-election. As the runner-ups were announced, she was given warm hugs from all-of-them. She ended up being the first runner-up with a margin of only 5 votes to the real winner. She ended up saying she was glad she did not take the title, but I never saw her happier than on that day.

She did not put it in her resumé.